I'm sitting here, bored at my desk and I feel like coming up with a game.

This works Kinda like Backfire, but it's a little different.
First, someone posts a myth or rumor.
Then you turn it around and make the person look like an idiot.

"A black cat crossing your path means bad luck."

"No it doesn't. A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is going somewhere. Get out of the way."


Make sure to post a new myth or rumor!
Here we go!

Breaking a mirror means you will have 7 years of bad luck.

Seems interesting!! let's see if i can get this right...
No, breaking a mirror means you won't be able to prepare for anything important until you buy a new one.
uh.... Never open an umbrella indoors. it's bad luck.

No it isn't, opening an umbrella indoors means you're afraid of sprinklers going off in the middle of the day. (lol, idk, I'm just having fun with it at this point)

Don't step on cracks, they break yo mama's back.

No, only if yo mama's dumb enough to trip and fall!!!!!
(btw, what happens when we run out of myths?? i can't think of any right now... oh wait!!)
Upside down horseshoes are bad luck wat now.

(that's a very good question! )

No they aren't. Upside down horses means they're dead and you have to get a new one.

A ring on the left hand means someone is married.

(okay, so maybe I should add "common ideals" to the list of stuff)

No, it just means that "dating" is now "cheating." (not that i reccomend this, of course )
If you see someone on their knee in front of a girl holding a ring box, they are proposing to the girl.

No it doesn't, it just means the guy tripped and didn't want his box damaged when he face-planted into the sidewalk.

A man that wears a large purple hat with a feather in it is a pimp. :p

this seems fun:
No, he's just from another planet.
Rabbits feet are good luck.

No it doesn't, it just means bad luck for the rabbit.
Elephants are scared of mice.

No, they've just got more common sense than those who keep the vermin as pets (feeder mice are excluded from this statement)
Chickens cross the road to get to the other side.

No, it crossed the road to protest the KFC and the Chick-fil-a that just happen to be right next to each other.
The world is your oyster. (I hate oysters.)

No, because there's nothing valuable in oysters other than food.
All the world's a stage. (we can do expressions, right?)

No, because I seem to have missed rehersal.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. (Star Trek FTW!)

No, because I don't have a freezer or refrigerator.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck a peck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (try saying that 3 times fast)

No, because that's what we have beavers for.
Life is like a box of chocolates (lol Forrest Gump).

No, because I hate chocolate.

It could buy you a house, but not a home.
It could buy you a clock, but not time.
It could buy a bed, but not sleep.
It could buy you food, but not a satisfied belly.
It could buy you a ring, but not marriage.
It could buy you servants, but not friends.
It could buy you material things, but not happiness.
As you can see money is full of troubles. So give me all your money, and I'll handle your troubles for you, because that's what friends are for.

No, because i would rent bodyguards to protect myself from mafia, i paid employees to do my job, and i buy a lot of games so i didn't depressed anymore.

Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift (Master Oogway from "Kung Fu Panda")

No, because I don't see any gift wrapping!! (kinda lame, but gotta move the game along...)
A zebra doesn't change its spots stripes. (lol Al Gore)

No, because its friend from college gave it a paint job.
If you don't wash behind your ears, worms will grow there.

No, bacteria will grow there. It will slowly eat your flesh alive (Happened in my dream, but it's fingers instead of ears).

If you drop from a vehicle, you have to step with your left leg first (Kinda tradition in my country)

No, because you left leg will be broken.

If you give a mouse a cookie, it will ask for a glass of milk.

No, because it could fall in and drown. Silly mouse! Milk is for hoominz.
What comes around, goes around.

no cause what gose around get stoped by me
you can lead a houres to water but you cant make it drink

No, you lead the horses into the bottom of the water and drowned them, forcing them to drink to its own lungs.

It is easy to destroy, but it is hard to create.

no no mater how hard i try to deystroy my sis i cant and she easly creates new ways to bug me

the bigger they are the harder they fall