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Author:  EvilPenguin [ Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:37 am ]
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For those of you who have not experienced it, or are too young to appriciate it, sex is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

Discuss.
Author:  shinashu taji [ Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:52 pm ]
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EP you have said it all. Not only is it wonderful and fun. It helped put us here.

Now you have the image of your parents having sex in your head. Once thought it can't be unthought.
Author:  DatVu [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:39 pm ]
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Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better.

Félicitations, EP. How long was it? 30 seconds? Two minutes? Always use a condom. No, you're not sterile, and yes she has eggs, unless you put in his/her pooper then nevermind. If she can stand **** ***, then you've landed the perfect woman.
Author:  Galar [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:30 pm ]
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DatVu wrote:
No, you're not sterile, and yes she has eggs, unless you put in his/her pooper then nevermind


You're forgetting STDs. ;(
Author:  Krisp [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:00 pm ]
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DatVu wrote:
Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better


This is where I went wrong. If I could go back in time I'd slap myself for getting taken advantage of and go back to being a virgin. I only gave in because I thought it'd ruin our friendship if I refused, but ironically it did anyway. I still think self sex is way more pleasurable than the real thing.

Quote:
If she can stand **** ***


dude...gross <_<
Author:  goldenquagsire [ Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:06 am ]
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I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.
Author:  Registeel_Rocks [ Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:10 pm ]
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I guess anything really can be discussed in this strange part of Psypoke.

I don't think it'll happen for a long time.
Author:  WirelessBrain [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:32 pm ]
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shinashu taji wrote:
EP you have said it all. Not only is it wonderful and fun. It helped put us here.

Now you have the image of your parents having sex in your head. Once thought it can't be unthought.

I hate you... *shudders*
Still a virgin, though, only 16. I don't plan on having sex. If it happens it happens but i'm hoping for the right girl...as cliche as that sounds.
Author:  DatVu [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:20 am ]
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goldenquagsire wrote:
I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.


I just finally read this; I seriously lmfao'd.
Author:  Jamie [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:25 am ]
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DatVu wrote:
Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better.


I agree, but I didn't expect this comment to come from you of all people.

I agree with Krisp here a little too. My first time was awesome -- I wouldn't change anything about it and I'm glad I got it out of the way so I can focus on having fun while having sex instead of worrying, but I think it would have been better if it was with someone I really cared about.
Author:  Magikarps_Beast [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:14 am ]
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i guess you could say i'm still a virgin cause i've never had SEX, but blow jobs are the best. lmao.
goldenquagsire wrote:
I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.

Oh god, that's hilarious XD
Author:  Anarchyyeah [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:17 pm ]
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none of you have had sex except for Krisp and maybe DatVu

Edit: also, Jamie
Author:  pokegregg7 [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:13 pm ]
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i love sex it is great who wants to have it?
Author:  Patchy [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:24 pm ]
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Anarchyyeah wrote:
none of you have had sex except for Krisp and maybe DatVu

Edit: also, Jamie

Excuse me?

Oh, and believe me, DatVu has had sex. ;)
Author:  Krisp [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:25 pm ]
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Actually disregard what I said up there, we did it again and it felt pretty good that time.
Author:  Crunchy [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:10 pm ]
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*high-fives Krisp*

The first time always sucks. I remember how awkward my first time was. We were both virgins, but we worked it out all by ourselves the second time and yeah, it got better ever since. Sucks she's my ex now, but that's life I suppose.
Author:  WirelessBrain [ Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:10 am ]
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Crunchy wrote:
Sucks she's my ex now, but that's life I suppose.

On the plus side you know how to please a girl so next time your partner will be more that satisfied i guess.
Author:  fgdfgd31 [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:31 am ]
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omg i didnt know you could talk about this on psypoke
Author:  Steel_Eel [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:54 pm ]
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fgdfgd31 wrote:
omg i didnt know you could talk about this on psypoke

But you can only talk about this if you spell correctly and use proper grammar.

Now back on topic. I have a few friends who have done this, and after consulting with them I find that it was better for the girl in their situation. Being the relationship virgin, I've never had s-x and I most likely wont until I meet the right one. (I sounded like such a douche right there.)
Author:  DarkTrainer13 [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:08 pm ]
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Steel_Eel wrote:
I have a few friends who have done this,

Are they on the same age with you?
Author:  Steel_Eel [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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One of them is, one of them isn't. Just for all of you who didn't read the "What is your Age" Thread, I'm 13, going on 14.
Author:  DarkTrainer13 [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:21 pm ]
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I think that one of your friend did it WAY too early, i never thought that someone below 15 could do that.
BTW, it's "How Old Are You?" thread.
Author:  Magikarps_Beast [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:42 pm ]
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1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August.
2.)13-14 + sex = Don't want to hear about it because no one will care. The only sexual things i've done were not even caring, just stupid and didn't matter because it was influenced by things other than emotion, but none of those were legitimate sex, and its a good thing they weren't. I'm 15 almost 16 and I think that i'm too young to even do what I did.
Author:  Frost [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:54 pm ]
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Magikarps_Beast wrote:
1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August.


Stop it. Besides the HARD TO MISS NOTE on the top of the forums about this very issue, necromancy is when somebody revives a long-dead topic with nonsense that doesn't contribute anything. The reply that brought this topic back was stupid but the discussion quickly went back on on-point, and it's not even like this topic had fallen to the second page or anything.

Next time a non-staff member complains about necromancy I'm going to start handing out warnings. The mods aren't invisible. We'll intervene if it's necessary.
Author:  Steel_Eel [ Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:55 pm ]
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Magikarps_Beast wrote:
1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August.
2.)13-14 + sex = Don't want to hear about it because no one will care. The only sexual things i've done were not even caring, just stupid and didn't matter because it was influenced by things other than emotion, but none of those were legitimate sex, and its a good thing they weren't. I'm 15 almost 16 and I think that i'm too young to even do what I did.
DarkTrainer13 wrote:
I think that one of your friend did it WAY too early, i never thought that someone below 15 could do that.
BTW, it's "How Old Are You?" thread.

I couldn't agree with you two more. I had absolutely no control over it, and the other friend was much older than me, about 17-18. I'm not for underage sex, so don't rant at me about this. How about if you rant, at me, I'll rant at my friend about underage sex, okay? Sorry if that was rather rant like, and sorry for the exessive use of the word rant.

@Frost: Sorry if I brought this thread back, because I did not mean to.
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