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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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Name some Pokemon for the common roles in high school!
Dugtrio and Primeape: Those two football coaches who everyone hates, they're also the gym teachers. They overeact to everything and when their team loses they make them run 10 laps around the field. They're dicks. Porygon: That asian foreign exchange student who leads the Computer Science classes. Super smart. Ludicolo: The spanish teacher who speaks broken english. Maggyo: The guy who never does his homework and fails tests. You **** your pants when you saw him at graduation. Meganium: That cute gay guy all the hot girls hang out with. Bastiodon: The fat guy on the football team. Hihidrauma: That kid with asperger syndrome who told the teacher to go **** herself when he got a detention. Don't piss this kid off, he'll go ape **** on your ass. Machoke: The butch lesbian. Weezing: The stoner, and his friends Spinda and Drifbloon. They're always in the bathroom smoking. Rotom (the lawn mower one): The emo kid who listens to Fallout Boy and Hawthorne Heights. Has cuts down his arms. Dragonite: He's on the football team and hangs out with the assholes, but he's nice to everyone. Gets voted class president. Mew: The geeky little asian girl who's a little shy and super cute. Head of the anime club. Mijumaru: The kid nobody likes. He grows up to be a rockstar. Gardevoir: That cheerleader all the guys like, but she's a super bitch. Gyarados: That guy who started out at 5'1 as a freshmen and ended up at 6'3 after puberty. Zuruzukin That white kid who acts black. Has dreadlocks and listens to rap. A total poser. Pikachu: The really popular kid who everyone pretends to like but deep down they can't stand him. Chansey: The hot school nurse. You get hurt on purpose to visit her office, then cry when you see a picture of her with her husband and 4 kids hanging on the wall. Lucario and Zoroark: The furries. They're having what should be a secret gay relationship, but everyone knows. Zangoose: That girl who nobody cares about. She looks like she wants to slit everyone's throats, but on the inside, she's just misunderstood. Actually a very nice person once you get to know her!
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:21 am |
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Mektar
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 2:02 pm Posts: 1020 Location: Tealand
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This thread is insulting.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:09 am |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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I'm insulted that such an ignorant person posted in my thread.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:31 am |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Hooray! I don't fit into any of the roles! Well, maybe Porygon without the whole Asian thing.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:00 am |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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I just want to say that everyone is welcome to post their own cliche ideas for Pokemon High School, my suggestions aren't really that great. There's also other things to suggest like richkid, principal, math teacher, bully, etc.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:04 am |
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Frost
THE POWER IS ON!
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:29 am Posts: 1581 Location: Purple Ranger
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Roserade: the pedophile music teacher. Dewgong: the person who is unnaturally happy all the time who you just want to stab in the face. Kangaskhan: the transman. Charizard: the popular jock with room temperature IQ. Bidoof: the cool nerd that nobody likes who grows up to become a billionaire. Politoed: the theater fag. Machamp: the roid raging closet case. Froslass and Jynx: the unpopular meth addicts who will sleep with anybody. Slowpoke: the lovable person with mental disabilities. Croagunk: the cocaine addict. Spiritomb: the ugly reject nobody likes who gets killed in a school stabbing as everybody cheers.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:27 am |
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Steel_Eel
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Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Meowth: Rich kid. Gets all his money from his parents and does not give a crap about the economy. Komatana: The short, science fiction nerd. Basically lives his life in shows and movies such as Star Trek, Star Wars, ect. That's all I have for now.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:31 am |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Well, i don't fit in any of them, but the nearest was Porygon without the status as an exchange student.
Haunter: A kid who really likes to do pranks to both students and teachers. Magikarp: A boy that actually did nothing, only like to do nothing.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:19 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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More of them that I thought up. Mudkip: The one kid who thinks everybody loves him. Gochiruzeru: The goth, non-conformist girl. Desukaan: The really old history teacher with health problems. Salamance and Garchomp: The two guys who overpower everyone in fights.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:04 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Starly: The loud, obnoxious kid who talks nonstop and drives all the teachers crazy. Tyranitar: The meanest science teacher in the world. Ralts: The shy guy who has a perpetual cold and uses up a box of tissues each day. Milotic: The girl that everyone thinks is hot even though she's not. Huntail: The ugly guy that nobody likes. Floatzel: The swimming coach who acts more like a cranky lifeguard than a coach. Speed Deoxys: A guy on the track team who runs really fast but has no endurance at all. Skymin: The guy who tries to look cool but fails.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:03 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Dang it, Ralts suits me more than Porygon.
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:23 pm |
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DragonPhoenix
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:50 pm Posts: 854 Location: Australia
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laid back chill guy who is actually pretty cool despite appearances the asshole cheerleader girl who's actually pretty nice but ditzy and stupid as hell your best mate who always back you up in a fight even if you're in the wrong
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:22 am |
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Ethereal Ice
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:50 pm Posts: 238 Location: <*((( ><
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The lucario zoroark one made me laugh rather hard XD
Flareon, the one with 6 popular siblings but often gets lost in the background and isn't really noticed
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:20 am |
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Azure
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Joined: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:29 pm Posts: 286 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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I actually laughed out loud Rhyperiour - that really big guy that everyone is a little intimidated by.
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:22 am |
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Steel_Eel
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Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Komatana fits me the most. Also, I thought that Kangaskahn is more like the girl who got teen pregnant. Now, for more: Tamagetake: The guy who deals. Buffalon: The douche with the Afro. He's actually a pretty nice guy. Milotic: The insanely hot girl that used to be ugly when she had braces, glasses, and a terrible fashion sense. Forretress: The guarded kid. The one who does not talk to anyone about anything. Ivysaur: The girl that used to be your best friend in elementary school. You don't talk to her at all anymore.
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:40 am |
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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1553
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Ethereal Ice wrote: Flareon, the one with 6 popular siblings but often gets lost in the background and isn't really noticed too true, unfortunatly =(
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Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:30 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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We should make an RP out of this.
Nosepass: The kid who's always being made fun of because of his nose. Kurimugan: The jock with huge arms. His hands almost wrap around a football twice. Ledyba: The scene girl who is perpetually happy. 24/7. 'BFFLs' with Marakacchi.
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Here are some more I thought up.
Muk: The ugly guy who is out for revenge every time someone makes fun of him. Voltorb: He has a VERY explosive attitude. Everyone has to be careful of what they say to him. Mr. Mime: The guy in the drama club who tries to copy everyone. Glaceon: The popular girl who is always trying to step out of the shadow of her older and cooler sister Vaporeon. Ampharos: The sweet girl who always tries to cheer up her friends when they're sad. Quagsire: The nice guy who is oblivious of what is happening around him.
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Magikarps_Beast
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 581 Location: The Land of Ooo
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Ditto: The school whore, and everyone knows of his/her whore-ness.
That is all. And i'm pretty sure this is the most genius one of all. Lol
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Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:41 pm |
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DragonPhoenix
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:50 pm Posts: 854 Location: Australia
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history teacher who wears tight dresses and is a hard task setter but you cant stop staring at her ass a bit of an ass and only does what is cool to fit in the girl that doesnt exist..... (ie, violet from the incredibles) that fat girl who has a thing for you .... you think shes kinda cute too but you'd never do her in case your friends make fun of you
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Magus
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:12 pm Posts: 1400 Location: Aurora, CO
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Spheal: The really short kid that looks like he could still be in elementary school, he tries to act tough to make up for it. Sceptile: That guy who thinks he the best thing to ever to happen to the school, he always brags about how many girls he's slept with even though he's still a virgin. Umbreon: That kid who tries to act like she's goth, even though she acted like she could've been a cheerleader in middle school. Yanma: He talks really fast, sometimes you think he's speaking Spanish, other times it just sounds like jibberish. No one really likes him, but he hangs out with you anyway. Hitmonlee: The kid that says he has a black belt in Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu and his hands are registered weapons so he kicks everyone instead. In reality, he's a wimp who gets the crap kicked out of him everyday after school and then says there were like twenty guys who jumped him.
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 1196 Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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Smugleaf-The rich kid that thinks they are better than absolutely everyone else. Hitmonchan-The foreign exchange student from England, who just loves to box. Nidoking and Nidoqueen-The couple that are always making out in the halls. Houndoom, Zoroark, Noctowl-The goth kids that hang about in the graveyard at night. Gardevoir-The anorexic cheerleader. Alakazam-The nerd that always wrecks the grading curve for everyone else. Slowbro-The quiet kid that doesn't say much, but when they do it is always something deep and significant. Clefable and Sunflora-The fabulouth gay couple that doesn't care what others say.
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Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:52 pm |
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rex09
Pokemon Master
Joined: Mon May 03, 2010 5:43 pm Posts: 1312
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Jarooda: That stupid kid who tries to act superior to everyone, but nobody likes him anyways. Psyduck: Sits in the back of the class, flunking most of the time, but comes up with weirdly deep answers or questions. Snorlax: Fat kid that everyone likes; runs a 20 minute mile, but he's a genius at math, so it doesn't really matter. Kabutops: Weird guy that watches slasher films; everyone knows he'll be a serial killer some day. Gardevoir: Skinny teacher that all the students have crushes on, though nobody knows why. Darkrai: The president of the local screamo club. Bidoof: Lovable screwup that all the girls like to hug for no apparent reason. Blaziken: The jock who does little other than work out, own at sports, and be hated by all the non-popular kids.
these are alright, lol
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Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am Posts: 189 Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Chimchar: The popular guy who lives for annoying everyone except his friends. Drifloon: The smart girl in school, but she is a total airhead when it comes to common sense. Ambipon: The guy who can multitask very well. Example: read comics and pay attention to his teacher at the same time. Kakuna: The guy who insists on being formal and wears a necktie every day at school. Bellossom: The girl who loves wearing swishy skirts and hair accessories. Grovyle: The thief who never gets caught. You swear you had your calculator right beside you, but now you can't find it... Glameow: The mean popular girl who lives for gossip. Cherubi: The short, good girl that people pick on because of her height. Kirlia: The ballerina who can do full splits on the right and left sides. Arceus: The guy who thinks he is God. Tangrowth: the cookie addict (we all know he looks like the cookie monster) Natu: The math teacher who is at the official midget height (something around being less than 4'7") Wigglytuff: The girl who has such a blank stare that you can't tell if she is paying attention in class or sleeping through the whole thing.
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Jaypokes
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Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:27 am Posts: 287 Location: on Psypoke
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Thundawave wrote: Chimchar: The popular guy who lives for annoying everyone except his friends. if you add in at the beging "nerd/semi-popular" thats me
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