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Haunted Water
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:01 pm Posts: 2281 Location: In your house, nunchuking all of your shit.
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THOSE DAMN BIRDZZZZ!!! THEY IZ ATTACKING EVERYWHEREZZZ!!! [/trollin] Naw, but in all serious, who dislikes birds? And I'm talking about these f*****g... Birds: No, I mean the real-life counterparts of and , ya know?
_________________ "As I look up from the ground I see darkness all around And I'm lost but can be found up in the sky Goodbye"
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Fri May 11, 2012 4:22 am |
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Skeleton
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:34 am Posts: 397 Location: Movieland
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Well, funny thing. There's this mockingbird that lives around my house that doesn't ever seem to go to sleep. It sings all night. Every night. Every summer. I don't understand what it hopes to achieve or what biological advantage compels it to do this. What do birds sing about? Their territory? The size of their bird penes? None of the other birds care! They're asleep! It's just the one, singing for the crickets and for me and my family.
I wish it would just go away, or stop being so obnoxious, but gunshots don't scare it away or even silence it for very long... I don't care what Harper Lee says. 3 AM is no time for a bird to be singing, no matter how nice it would sound at noon. If I could only see it...
_________________ Whoever wins... has to change into a yellow outfit, okay?
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Sat May 12, 2012 3:14 am |
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Haunted Water
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:01 pm Posts: 2281 Location: In your house, nunchuking all of your shit.
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I particularly hate Swallows. I'm just mowing my lawn peacefully, and then HOLY **** one just comes flying by my head. The fact that they are one of the fastest common birds around doesnt help, either.
_________________ "As I look up from the ground I see darkness all around And I'm lost but can be found up in the sky Goodbye"
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Sat May 12, 2012 5:57 am |
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Super_Typhlosion
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:35 am Posts: 86 Location: The real question is: What is YOUR location?
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Those birdies will kill you. Fear the birds, Samurott. Fear them. Muhahahahaha!
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Sat May 12, 2012 10:03 am |
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Mewsie
Bug Catcher
Joined: Mon May 07, 2012 6:38 pm Posts: 11 Location: Somewhere on the internet drooling over a Mewtwo EX Card...
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Theres this one irritating robin that lives outside my house. I offer it food and throw bread at it but it just SITS THERE. Staring. Deep into my soul with beady eyes. *shutter*
_________________I'm new. :3 Mewtwo OWNS! Yeah...I nicknamed my SoulSilver Mewtwo Mewsie because I was acting screwy.. and I grew attached to the name. xD So..its my username in a lot of places and my RP Mewtwo's nickname.
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Tue May 15, 2012 7:17 pm |
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ulquiorra
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 181 Location: Somewhere in Utah
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I saw a really cute baby Eurasian Eagle Owl the other day
_________________ Eat, Sleep, Play video games, Contact Juggle, Play music, REPEAT!
Fire Water Earth Wind
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Thu May 17, 2012 3:31 pm |
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DNA
Trivia Champion
Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:37 pm Posts: 3170 Location: clegavel
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As long as they don't poop on me and stay away, I'm fine.
There are these doves that come back every year to our house. It's disgusting. We have to continually scare/kick them out.
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Thu May 17, 2012 3:45 pm |
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ulquiorra
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 181 Location: Somewhere in Utah
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A seagull pooped on me once... uhhh... And we have tons of starlings chilling in our backyard gahhh
_________________ Eat, Sleep, Play video games, Contact Juggle, Play music, REPEAT!
Fire Water Earth Wind
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Fri May 18, 2012 6:41 pm |
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fgdfgd31
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 184 Location: Bulbasaur Land
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One time me and 2 friends were walking to school and suddenly a pigeon pooped on my head out of all the people IT PICKED ME..........
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:58 am |
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Dragonair101
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:58 pm Posts: 238 Location: Beach City
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Consider yourselves lucky that you don't have ducks. The ones in Florida have black and white mottled feathers, and they have red growth on their beaks similar to turkeys. And they poop everywhere.
There's also a crapton of mockingbirds where I live, and a lot of birds that look like crows as well, but with glossier feathers. Once I went jogging and a mockingbird kept diving at my head for about five minutes.
And last year, a woodpecker with a black and white body and red feathers on its head and belly kept coming to my house and pecking on one of the windows. I didn't mind much, though, because it looked so unusual and it did that in the early afternoon, so it gave me an excuse to stop doing my homework for a couple of minutes.
Wildlife sucks... Occasionally.
_________________sad but rad
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:34 am |
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ulquiorra
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:11 pm Posts: 181 Location: Somewhere in Utah
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^^^ Perfect example of when I wish pokemon were real, a pikachu would be nice yes?
_________________ Eat, Sleep, Play video games, Contact Juggle, Play music, REPEAT!
Fire Water Earth Wind
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Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:50 am |
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