You know that you play to much pokemon when... continue this sentence like mine:

You know that you play to much pokemon when you mistake reallife animals with pokemon names.

Moderator edit: I'm going to move this to A&C, because it's more like an activity and belongs in there more than it belongs in GPD. I'm going to lock it when it gets so many replies. Users can now post more than once in this thread.

Okay, complete idiot moment here:

Today at lunch, I forget what happened, but I said "Aww, rats!"

Then my friend, being stupid like stupid people are, said "Aww, mice!"

Then I was like wtf?

Then I grinned and said "Aww, pikachus!"

Yeah, like I said, complete idiot moment.

When you go into the woods to look for Wurmple, Caterpie, Weedle, and other assorted bug Pokemon

When you see one of your cats playing with a ball and say "Meowth, stop tormenting the Voltorb."

When you and your friend dress up as Jesse and James, bring along your cat, and recite the entire Rocket Motto

wen u randomly think people are talking bout pkmn and every other word sounds like it has something to do with pkmn

...When you play baseball and the pitcher throws a Pokeball.
...When your dog runs real fast and strange beams shoot up and he runs faster. (Agility)
...When your eyes are bright red and your pupils play Pokemon battle replays inside.
...Or when your play time says 9999999999:99, obviously. :roll:

This is FUN!

...you spend days EV training a team when you don't even have WiFi.

...Your DS explodes from so much game play.

...You can't focus on your school work because you're preparing for a meaningless battle over the internet later that day.

...When it's 9 pm, you look down, then the next time you look at your clock it's 4 in the morning (it's happened to me before)

...when your friends steal your DS as an intervention between you and Pokemon

....(uh, can't think of anything. That's all I got.)

When friends start talking to you, and when you don't notice, they shout, "Look, it's Team Rocket!" and you respond "Where?!" and hug your Poke-plushes protectively

(That's happened to me before, another time they shouted, "Hey, Pokemaniac!")

....you answere 'ditto' in a chemestry question
...when you mistake a 'Turtle' with the name 'Squirtle'
...when you see a cat that looks like Pikachu (try it!)

... When you go to a zoo and see a monkey you scream, "Mankey" and your friends look at you weirdly.

... Real Life: My 9 year old cousin saw a caterpillar forming a chrysalis, they inform me, "Hey Boggs! A Caterpie is evolving to a Metapod."

... Uh, can't think of anything...

Lol, I did it. Our science teacher gave us a hell of a homework, and he didn't check what we wrote, just if we bothered to write a sentence or a two.



And I am not lying.

When you can read unknown writing....

When your DS's flip hinge breaks.....

When you can spell pokemon from memory.....

When you join a pokemon forum.....

When you join two pokemon forums......

When you start talking to little kids about pokemon because they are the only people in real life who know what your talking about......

P.S. All of these things have happened to me .

When you start a small war if someone doesn't get their Pokemon knowledge straight or if someone thinks that the games are all based on the show

^^^I did start a small war for this reason with a n00b. I think I scared him off
*coughcoughredkyogrecoughcough*

When whenever someone mentions the word modest you think of "Oh you'd make a good special sweeper!" or when someone calls someone mild you think "Your beauty stat must be high!"

I know, sad

Yes I can perfectly read unkown language which is one of the best langugaes in earth.



True!


You know that you play to much Pokemon when you try to find a berry in your garden.

...you call fat people Snorlax and fat babies Munchlax

All of these have happened to my cousin...

He said his pet dog wasn't a dog, it was a Growlithe, and accidentally killed it when he was trying to teach it Flamethrower...

He was at the beach when a seagull pooped on him and he shouted, "Waah! Wingull used Water Pulse on me!"...

He saw a little boy playing with a beachball and screamed, "Stop! Stop! Water conducts electricity!"...

He put some plants onto a trampoline, hoping the `Snorlax` would like it...

If you want, I could visit my cousin again just to see what idiotic antics he has done now...

I can read Unown too!

When you think that Ghastly, Haunter, and Gengar are haunting your house (I still think that whenever I have nightmares)

When you think that Santa Clause was really a Jynx (I did use to think that once )

When you take your friend's firered and rearrange his unown box in alphabetical order...

when u tryed to catch a rat with a cup........

when u have a cold and say mom! i got pokerus again!!

Mod Edit: Do not double post. -JsXtm

whe you call your mom "Jynx"

When you scare a random little kid at an airport into taking "Cut" off his blaziken.

When your little brother and sister start watching pokemon just to annoy you because the show is so bad...

When you and your friends use a mountain of pillows and a blanket and play Pokemon Scientists.

I did when I was 7.

When you make a topic about how you know when you play/watch too much Pokemon

... when you get over 500 posts on Psypoke

When you play 100/7.

When you see a rat, and you say "Stay still, if you don't it might electricute you."

When you believe that people who play soccer are in danger of exploding voltorbs.

When you think cats say "Mew".




LOL post count +0

when you have over 2000 posts on psypoke.