Hello everybody! Welcome to the Never-ending Pokemon Story! (Even though this ends <s>October</s> September 30th Mod Edit: Thank you for picking an ending date, but over a month is too long for an activity like this; it'll either become a spamfest (which does still matter, even though posting is disabled; the posts still clog the database), or it'll just get really boring and repetitive. 2 1/2 weeks should be plenty. -JsXtm)

Let's just say, this will follow what this ended up as. Not a cheat...more of a story. PLEASE POST SEVERAL SENTENCES, NOT JUST ONE!

Because I started this thread, anyone who has a problem with posting like..."That makes no sense", PM me. Anyways, who cares? People LIKE this story funny.

Let's start the Never-ending Pokemon Story!
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First you choose Bidoof as your starter...

And then you just skip to the E4 and beat it with bidoof...

Finally, someone brought this back!

an then you get gliched up letter witch screws your game...

which makes you encounter...

Well guys, ya heard Krisp. Paragraph or so will be required.

Sorry Krisp.

A Lv101 Bidoof with Draco Meteor/Fire Blast/Hydro Pump/Return who has 999 in all stats which is OHKOed by your starter Bidoof, who hasn't even evolved into Bibarel yet meaning its level is lower than 10. Then your Bibarel...

Encounters a Missingno who glitches your game, forcing you to encounter a..

strange supermodel who moves like a wooly mammoth. She winks at your Bidoof, and whispers "Hey Babe, What's Your Sign?" She then wanders off into the wooded area next to the Battle Pike. Curious, the Bidoof follows and soon enough finds himself in the midst of a cannibalistic groundhog's day celebration. Slowly but surely, the supermodel creeps closer to the Bidoof, knife and fork in hand, and licking her lips, when a mysterious...

Censor sign flies down from the sky, and crushes the supermodel, who had been salting the Bidoof. The salt, unfortunately, attracts a wild pack of...

Salt-resistant Shellos who begin attacking the censor sign with Explosion. When the smoke clears, the censor sign becomes Miror B. who then starts throwing the fainted Shellos at you...

...When a Mr.Mime appears and begins making shields in front of you and your Bidoof...

Starts freaking out because there's this freaky tall dude with a HUGE AFRO throwing a bunch of fainted Shellos at you. All of the sudden, Miror B...

flew up high and used FLY attack however bidoof used his overly weird teeth the burrow a hole in a ground which....

he dug into one of team rockets tunnels and started to fight a rhyperior and then

ryperior uses earthquake and and bidoof falls down a shaft into the rustburo tunnel where u chase after him but he allready escaped from the tunnel and entered itself into a contest when..........

Miror B came back and started dancing, which caused...

The Rhyperior to die from the horrible images forever burned into its mind. Miror B is then crushed flat by the dead pokemon...

But eats a cake with a max revive in the middle, and turns into a dancing type, and kills Rhyperior, which is replaced with a.....

....Dancing Pink Infernape that has won every contest known to man...

Except for DDR, in which Gaara of the Funk is a master at and challenges the dancing pink Infernape to a dance-off...

Where they both get pwned by your Bidoof, which causes the pink Infernape and Gaara of the Funk to...

Explode, and your Bidoof hangs on with a Focus Band with 999 HP...

...then gets KO'd by a Tyrogue and you respawn in thee nearest Pokemon Center...

While recooperating in the Pokemon Center, the little Bidoof is sent an email from a mysterious Croagunk, which includes a picture of the Croagunk, who is wearing a pink over coat and a hat the color of sand.

The very serious e mail says....