"Come and die. I wish to battle you."
From:......

...The pre-evolution of a Pokemon weak against a move that begins with the same letter as a Pokemon that learns EQ by TM, but can not learn it any way, even with a certain method beginning with the same letter as AKART's favourite Pokemon's Japanese Name.`

However, you don't know who AKART is, and go out searching for him in the Tiny Woods.

Where your Bidoof gets swarmed by a bug of Bug Pokemon, and it...

Uses the haxxed move Frenzy Plant, rendering all bugs unconscious except for a level one Weedle. Whom then uses...

DIG! It then goes underground and...

Farts. He emerges, and says sorry. Disgusted you....

((Guys, can we keep it to what can actually happen in Pokemon so it doesn't get closed down again? Since dunsparce has no connection to teh real games whatsoever, i'm going to add onto CHJB))

...emerges in a volcano, full of lava and...

burns to a crisp, and rolls down the volcane at an alarming rate and rams into...

...a Mankey. Who gets real angry and, somehow, shoots Hyper Beams ALL OVER...

(Sentinel, I believe I said to PM ME if you have problems)

One hyper beam hits our hero, and he blacks out. The next thing he knows it - he's in...

...physical therapy. Where his therapist falls into a coma and you encounter a Ghost/Ghost type Missingno, level 2598, with Blast Burn, Ice Fang, Baton Pass, and Swift...

Bidoof then uses... tackle!! It's super effective!

Missingno retaliates with Blast Burn!! It did 1 HP of damage...

then, as missingo is about to attack for the second time in a row for no apparent reason with a blast burn, you get a glimpse of the future, and you see that your biddof will sponataneously combust if the blast burn hits. so, in a very heroic manner, you jump in front of the blast burn. then, misty suddenly appears from no-where and starts crying over your unconcious form, when suddenly...

(now THATS a paragraph.)

she eats you and

pikachu starts bleeding tears and you're back to life and the bidoof went SUPER SAIYAN!!!1!!1!1one!!

then the bidoof implodes upon itself do to the fact that missingo turns ssj 5 which doesn't exist. and then every thing is back to normal due to the fact that this was getting crazy, escept for the fact that bidoof's nose is all red and sparkly. misty leaps at the super-nose an falls down. you laugh, bidoof laughs, and then...

A zombie Miror B popped outta his grave, took an AK-47 out from under his 'fro and Blew Bidoof away with a Rat-a-tat-tat, but then he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because...

(optimus prime came to save the day! (i'm sorry, i had to))

then bidoof, with his lightning quick speed, jumped in front of miror B and jumped into his afro and rippped it off! miror be crumbled without his magic afro...

(you know the song too!! )

and started shuffling towars Bidoof, saying "Brains, brains!" in a really slurred voice, Bidoof, in turn...

TORE Miror B's own BRAIN straight out of his HEAD and HE shoved it down MIROR B'S THROAT and then he CH-CH-CH-CHOKED!! Then optimus prime spontaneously morphed into a....

giant bumblebee who could fly around the world at top speeds and freak out arthrophobic children until....

Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back! Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault while Miror B (I just keep pulling him back, don't I ) tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime but they colided in the air. Then they both got hit by a Bidoof starrrreee...

so, frightened, they decided to go away for a while, together, to plot a Pokemon styled Rush Hour. Venusaur then came along and offered Bidoof a ride, telling him that they could travel to the Pokemon League, (and along the way Venusaur could whittle away those bad teeth of Bidoof's).
As they were walking, a level 90 Charizard crashed into a nearby tree and in it's anger, shot a burst of flame towards them...

thats when bidoof used surf and raindance at the same time and it whipped up a typhoon which destroyed half of jhoto and bidoof gets 100000000000 experince points and went up to lv 128 and evolved into a......