When you see a beaver in the park and you're surprised that people around you are not screaming about ugly-fugly doofuses.

When on your pet fox's 16th birthday you give it a spoon, and you give it to someone then take it back and give it another spoon.

Note: My cousin did this one yet again When you call an Officer Jenny

(lol thats a little much )

When you start feeding your pets rocks, so they can evolve.

You know that you play to much pokemon when...

You think that your dog
(my dog isn't this exacly,but he really looks like this one...) looks like a and use
him to Intimidate your neighbors...
Other thing about him it's that he just love to got to refrigerator ,open the door
and Snatch every food he finds...how he does it is a mystery to me.......

When he(my dog) smashed a bug i said:
"WTF,i thought bug types were super effective agaisnt dark(mightyena... ) !!!!!!!!!1"

Or when you go to a store to buy some fruits you ask for a salac,a petaya and a lum...

Now the last one...
In rainy days i asked once :
"Man,who send out the ?"

When you sleep in Pokemon underwear!
U stole this from Jeff Foxworthy! lol

When you wake up because you heard a bird and say"Ugh who let you out of your Pokéball?Return!"and throw your pillow.
When it rains and you think a Latios used Draco Meteor.
When it's too hot and you blame groudon.
When you're going to sleep and hope a Drowzee doesn't eat your dream.

...When you get a 3 detentions in school for daydreaming about pokemon

...When you r 1 of 3 students in your school that plays pokemon and knows more than them

...When you dream of the day that pokemon will come to life (i do)

...When you wont take a pokemon off your team because you think it will get jelous at the other pokemon.(my Swampert Lv.100 has never left my team. only once when i had to migrate it and then it was only a minute until it was back on my team and i thought it was sad so i had to give it a massage 3 times.)

...When you start creating pokemon familys. example, my ditto family. Dad larry, Mom katie, 3 sons bob and larry Jr., and Herald. 2 daughters Lea and emma. baby twins gender unkown hoping there going to be boys.
if you want me to i can tell you when the babys come and you can give me names for them.(not planing on hatching them for a week.there will be more so send me a name and i will tell u if i use it.

...When you wright a 5 page essay on the wright way to rase and train a pokemon and your 42 year old teacher gives you an A+, apperantaly she plays pokemon too.

that all i got but i will talk to my friends an get more

i have done all those things.

When every morning waking up you hear healing pokemon center music.

...when someone says "wow that is a timid dog" and you think "oh snaps better watch out for it's bite"....

Oh my Arceus! I've done that before!

When you are able to successfully incorporate a Pokemobn into a coversation (actually did that today, my science teacher said something about magma and he said it "Mahgma", my friend said "It's Magma" and I suddenly said "Magmar! Hah!")

When you carry around a battered up, 9-year-old Red, Blue, and Yellow guide and your GameBoy Color everywhere so then you can play Blue and Silver, which I am doing right as I speak, OH YEAH!!!!

When you decide that over spring break you will enter all the "siny pokemon in your pc" fire red action replay codes to your action replay but you accidently change one nuber at the beginning so you have to delete all your process and start over and when you finally finish the code correctly you can't enter it into your action replay and you remember that you were going to do emerald codes this week.

When it suddenly starts pouring and your trying to figure out how Kyogre can fit in your neighbourhood.

When you walk into a spider-web and start getting angry about Spinarak

When you try to check what nature your dog is.

When you go to mine and wonder how many dugtrio's it took to dig it.

When you see a mouse and throw a specially painted ping-pong ball at it.

When you try to teach your pet green tree frog surf.

~Death

1.When you think your chickens are Torchic's
2. When you think about pokemon in Middle school in math=P

all are true for me 0_o

...when you say must stay awake and fall asleep because you have been playing pokemon untill 5:00am

....when you dream of riding above Pacificlog, lilycove, sunnyshore, fushia and pastoria on an Altaria's back

....when your homepage is Psypokes.com or any site similar to it

...when you yell "Oh yeah!) when you find out the first champion in the history of pokemon (of the elite 4) is a GIRL!! ( finally, no more gender stereotyping!)

....when you and your best friend argue over how to pronounce Milotic

...when you cry when your little brother deletes your sapphire when you're grade 3 and your mother has to console you for 2 hours

...when you dream of the perfect team during a particularly boring music class to beat a specific member of and online forum for pokemon!!

... when you see a wasp and scream " A BEEDRILL!" (seriously, I've done it")

... you argue with your brother and cousin if male gardeviors are gay

... your main source of conversation with the opposite gender is discussing pokemon

... you wonder how you can get a signature with your favorite pokemon on it for an online forum

...you know so much about pokemon that you play "At the pokemon center I saw a ..." , a game where you name a pokemon from a to z and you only have five seconds for each. (You play this as you drive to a party with your best friend)

.... you know the names of all the mods and admins of your forum, and read their blogs

...You write pokemon fanfics

... you hide chocolate from the "Munchlax"

... your parents know the names of some major pokemon (My dad knows "Pikachu, Charizard, Mewtwo and Articuno" because my brother and I had an arguement about them once )

I'll come up with more later...

Crystal

When you sing the theme songs in the shower. (Yea I play WAY too much)

When you cry when a pokemon is let loose on show, and games

you become a snorlax.

when you say saving do not turn off the power at night

One of my friends once recorded me saying: "We hope to see you again."... Well, it sounded like that...

...Your boyfriends says jokingly "You like them more than me" over the phone because you won't stop talking about them ^^;

... You ask your mom her opinion on Giratina

(which she said "Freaky" to XD

you know you play too much pokemon when you call your 7th grade math teacher pikachu sensai to get her attention and she replies.
you tell your mom about how much fun it was stealing your friends flag and setting traps all around her and her mom's base while they were inside.

And when your friend can literaly name pokemon by their calls in the game.

Once I was able to tell most of the pokémons by listening to their cries. This was i Crystal.
Now I can't.

You know you play too much pokemon when all you here your teacher say, I choose you, Brad!

When you can do this

http://www.sporcle.com/games/pokemon.php