Vince: Pros +Uncanny resemblance of the Team Fortress 2 Scout
+Shamwow has been, many times over, proven better than Billy's Zorbeez
+Exploitable for laughs
Vince: Cons -Beats women
-Looks creepy off-camera
Billy: Pros +Intensely strong TV personality
+Products he pitches are usually very decent
+Beard
+Had own TV show
Billy: Cons -Zorbeez
Billy wins for me. :)
Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:16 am
DatVu
Gym Leader
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I heard a joke about Billy Mays. My family thinks his wife (did he have one?) said to him that he was "very dirty", so he washed himself in a washer with Oxi-Clean and regular laundry detergent to compare them. The coroners said the bacteria won't have anything to feast on now But seriously, I voted William Mays.
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**** Vince, that creepy ass mother ****. Billy all the way God dammit!
Well said DatVu. If he ever gets a girlfriend, she'd use giant shame-wows...
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now .
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BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now .
You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?
Idiot.
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Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:21 am
goldenquagsire
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Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now :P .
You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?
Idiot.
People make jokes about OJ Simpson even though he was never actually prosecuted for the murder. It doesn't matter if they actually did it or not, just the reputation gained from the respective incidents.
Besides, you gotta admit that there was something dodgy going on with Michael Jackson. I'm not saying he was necessarily a paedophile, but he had issues.
BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now .
You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?
Idiot.
Michael Jackson did sleep in beds with little boys that he was not related to, and that wasn't the only time he was accused.
Besides, you gotta admit that there was something dodgy going on with Michael Jackson. I'm not saying he was necessarily a paedophile, but he had issues.
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Michael Jackson did sleep in beds with little boys that he was not related to, and that wasn't the only time he was accused.
Yeah you are both right on that point. I was just defending the fact that from what "we" the public know Michael Jackson never did molest any children.
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Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:00 pm
MegaDeth
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i've seen so many billy may's commercials that i can't count them all, and after each one i think two things, he advertises more products than i can name ,and he is really good at his job.
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BTW, does anyone know how M. Jackson died? I hear it's food poisoning: a 9 year old wiener... I'm glad he's dead, many fewer child sexual assault cases now .
You do know that the family that made the accusations had admitted to making the whole thing up right?
Idiot.
People make jokes about OJ Simpson
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:27 pm
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But seriously, I voted William Mays.
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