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EvilPenguin
Gym Leader
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:46 am Posts: 1553
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For those of you who have not experienced it, or are too young to appriciate it, sex is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Discuss.
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:37 am |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm Posts: 1196 Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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EP you have said it all. Not only is it wonderful and fun. It helped put us here.
Now you have the image of your parents having sex in your head. Once thought it can't be unthought.
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Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:52 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better.
Félicitations, EP. How long was it? 30 seconds? Two minutes? Always use a condom. No, you're not sterile, and yes she has eggs, unless you put in his/her pooper then nevermind. If she can stand **** ***, then you've landed the perfect woman.
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:39 pm |
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Galar
Gym Leader
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:04 am Posts: 1320 Location: Sky Tower
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DatVu wrote: No, you're not sterile, and yes she has eggs, unless you put in his/her pooper then nevermind
You're forgetting STDs. ;(
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:30 pm |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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DatVu wrote: Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better
This is where I went wrong. If I could go back in time I'd slap myself for getting taken advantage of and go back to being a virgin. I only gave in because I thought it'd ruin our friendship if I refused, but ironically it did anyway. I still think self sex is way more pleasurable than the real thing.
Quote: If she can stand **** ***
dude...gross <_<
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:00 pm |
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goldenquagsire
Art Commentator
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:39 am Posts: 2467 Location: London, UK
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I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:06 am |
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Registeel_Rocks
Gym Leader
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm Posts: 1578 Location: Wisconsin
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I guess anything really can be discussed in this strange part of Psypoke.
I don't think it'll happen for a long time.
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:10 pm |
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WirelessBrain
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:05 am Posts: 614 Location: Coming soon to a store near you!
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shinashu taji wrote: EP you have said it all. Not only is it wonderful and fun. It helped put us here.
Now you have the image of your parents having sex in your head. Once thought it can't be unthought.
I hate you... *shudders*
Still a virgin, though, only 16. I don't plan on having sex. If it happens it happens but i'm hoping for the right girl...as cliche as that sounds.
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Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:32 pm |
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DatVu
Gym Leader
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:35 pm Posts: 1350 Location: C-Town
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goldenquagsire wrote: I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.
I just finally read this; I seriously lmfao'd.
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:20 am |
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Jamie
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:42 pm Posts: 516 Location: Ontario, Canada
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DatVu wrote: Sex is fun, but it's best when shared with someone you really care about. Intimacy heightens the experience, and if you decide to spend your first time with someone you don't care much for, you're missing out; it could be better.
I agree, but I didn't expect this comment to come from you of all people.
I agree with Krisp here a little too. My first time was awesome -- I wouldn't change anything about it and I'm glad I got it out of the way so I can focus on having fun while having sex instead of worrying, but I think it would have been better if it was with someone I really cared about.
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Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:25 am |
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Magikarps_Beast
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 581 Location: The Land of Ooo
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i guess you could say i'm still a virgin cause i've never had SEX, but blow jobs are the best. lmao.
goldenquagsire wrote: I find that in times of need, a tub of vaseline will suffice.
Oh god, that's hilarious XD
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Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:14 am |
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Anarchyyeah
Pokemon Trainer
Joined: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:18 pm Posts: 29
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none of you have had sex except for Krisp and maybe DatVu
Edit: also, Jamie
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Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:17 pm |
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pokegregg7
Bug Catcher
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:48 am Posts: 16 Location: cleveland, ohio
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i love sex it is great who wants to have it?
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:13 pm |
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Patchy
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 am Posts: 1018
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Anarchyyeah wrote: none of you have had sex except for Krisp and maybe DatVu
Edit: also, Jamie
Excuse me?
Oh, and believe me, DatVu has had sex.
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:24 pm |
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Krisp
Lite Four
Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 6:21 pm Posts: 3471
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Actually disregard what I said up there, we did it again and it felt pretty good that time.
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:25 pm |
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Crunchy
Gym Leader
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:09 pm Posts: 3230 Location: island of giant spiders with shooting lasers
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*high-fives Krisp*
The first time always sucks. I remember how awkward my first time was. We were both virgins, but we worked it out all by ourselves the second time and yeah, it got better ever since. Sucks she's my ex now, but that's life I suppose.
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:10 pm |
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WirelessBrain
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:05 am Posts: 614 Location: Coming soon to a store near you!
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Crunchy wrote: Sucks she's my ex now, but that's life I suppose.
On the plus side you know how to please a girl so next time your partner will be more that satisfied i guess.
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:10 am |
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fgdfgd31
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 184 Location: Bulbasaur Land
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omg i didnt know you could talk about this on psypoke
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:31 am |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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fgdfgd31 wrote: omg i didnt know you could talk about this on psypoke But you can only talk about this if you spell correctly and use proper grammar. Now back on topic. I have a few friends who have done this, and after consulting with them I find that it was better for the girl in their situation. Being the relationship virgin, I've never had s-x and I most likely wont until I meet the right one. (I sounded like such a douche right there.)
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:54 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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Steel_Eel wrote: I have a few friends who have done this, Are they on the same age with you?
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:08 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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One of them is, one of them isn't. Just for all of you who didn't read the "What is your Age" Thread, I'm 13, going on 14.
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:27 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am Posts: 587 Location: Lurking around..
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I think that one of your friend did it WAY too early, i never thought that someone below 15 could do that. BTW, it's "How Old Are You?" thread.
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:21 pm |
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Magikarps_Beast
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:05 pm Posts: 581 Location: The Land of Ooo
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1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August. 2.)13-14 + sex = Don't want to hear about it because no one will care. The only sexual things i've done were not even caring, just stupid and didn't matter because it was influenced by things other than emotion, but none of those were legitimate sex, and its a good thing they weren't. I'm 15 almost 16 and I think that i'm too young to even do what I did.
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Frost
THE POWER IS ON!
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:29 am Posts: 1581 Location: Purple Ranger
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Magikarps_Beast wrote: 1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August. Stop it. Besides the HARD TO MISS NOTE on the top of the forums about this very issue, necromancy is when somebody revives a long-dead topic with nonsense that doesn't contribute anything. The reply that brought this topic back was stupid but the discussion quickly went back on on-point, and it's not even like this topic had fallen to the second page or anything.
Next time a non-staff member complains about necromancy I'm going to start handing out warnings. The mods aren't invisible. We'll intervene if it's necessary.
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Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:54 pm |
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Steel_Eel
Ace Trainer
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:53 am Posts: 442 Location: Space, the Final Fronteir
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Magikarps_Beast wrote: 1.) Necromancy. C'mon people. I know i'm not a mod or admin or anything, but this was August. 2.)13-14 + sex = Don't want to hear about it because no one will care. The only sexual things i've done were not even caring, just stupid and didn't matter because it was influenced by things other than emotion, but none of those were legitimate sex, and its a good thing they weren't. I'm 15 almost 16 and I think that i'm too young to even do what I did. DarkTrainer13 wrote: I think that one of your friend did it WAY too early, i never thought that someone below 15 could do that. BTW, it's "How Old Are You?" thread. I couldn't agree with you two more. I had absolutely no control over it, and the other friend was much older than me, about 17-18. I'm not for underage sex, so don't rant at me about this. How about if you rant, at me, I'll rant at my friend about underage sex, okay? Sorry if that was rather rant like, and sorry for the exessive use of the word rant. @Frost: Sorry if I brought this thread back, because I did not mean to.
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