It's a tie, because Ob la de, ob la da, life goes oooooonnnnn, la la la la life goes on.

Justin Bieber's Hair vs Donald Trump's Hair.

Donald Trump's hair because Donald Trump didn't get a toilet swirly.

A zombie mechanic VS. Dracula and a rubber chicken VS. Yoda and Darth Vader (the good Darth, when he's almost dead, after he killed Sydius or whoever his master was)

Darth Vader and Yoda because people with the force are immune to becoming Vampires so Dracula runs away crying, the rubber chicken can't do anything, so Yoda kicks it off a bridge, and Darth Vader scares the zombie mechanic to die again

Darth Vader and Yoda (this time with no lightsabers!) VS Darth Vader and Yoda (these have lightsabers, but no force!) VS Homemade funnel cake

The homemade funnel cake because it made a delicious treat for the two Jedi's and their clones.

A magician with terrets VS. A guy that cusses alot but knows how to do magic tricks (but he's not a magician and he doesn't have terrets)

The magician, since he turns the other guy into funnel cake and eats him.

A metal singer with Terrets VS. A leprechaun singer who plays many instruments VS. A hillbilly country singer who should have not won. (All are currently in the middle of singing Viva la Vida by Coldplay)

The metal singer with Terrets because since metal is rock, having Terrets would put cuss words in the song, so he would be a better singer.

Mint cookies covered with fudge VS. Candy corn VS. Snickers candy

Snickers because snickers have peanuts, Caramel, Chocolate, and win.

Abbadon Vs. Gabriel Angelos

Gabriel Angelos because his name sounds like Gabriel Iglasias, whom is one of the funniest comedians ever.

A violinist VS. An angry guy banging his head against a brick wall.

The violinist because he's playing the music that's causing the other guy to bang his head on the wall

The Sun VS Cygnus X-1 VS A ferret

The sun, because one day the sun was turn into a black hole and suck the crap outta those two. Ok....... Salamence vs. An angry mob of circus clowns.

The Clowns because they scare all the little kids away, which causes the kids to crowd around Salamance and prevent him from doing anything

My music playlist VS My other music playlist VS My other other music playlist

None, because your music playlists would realize they are friends and create a giant music playlist.

A rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors vs. Tyranitar

Scissors. Paper beat rock, but then was cut up by scissors. Meanwhile, Tyranitar was beaten by Bill's Clefairy.

Scissors vs Bill's Clefairy?

Scissors, because Bill's Clefairy can't handle the pressure of using them, and has a spaz attack.

Moar scissors VS some guy named Morse VS Two-Face

The guy named morse, because he would use morse code to make them confused, and they would kill themselves.

Bar soap vs. Liquid soap

Bar of soap, it would surf on the liquid soap and force it down the drain


Weedle Vs. thumbtack

Thumbtack, because Weedle wouldnt see it and getted stabbed.

Rock vs. Grass vs. Dirt

Grass because dirt is basically ground and grass destroys rock and ground.

Cynthia VS Lance VS Alder VS Steven

Lance because Steven gets replaced by Wallace later on, I don't know who Alder is, and Cynthia has Garchump which is banned for competitive battling

Fender Guitars VS Sea World's Shamu VS Chicken Eggs

Sea world's Shamu, because Shamu eats chicken eggs for breakfeast and then lays on the guitar.

A wooden block vs. Another wooden block vs. Another wooden block vs. Another wooden block vs. A wooden cone vs. A wooden Sphere

The wooden sphere because it will just roll around flattening the blocks.

Who would win in a catfight? Selena Gomez VS Rebecca Black VS Rihanna VS Jirachi

Jirachi, because Jirachi would wish that she would teleport away, and then wish for an AC-130.

Who would win in a fight (Not a pokemon battle, a legit fight)? Red or Rival in Sinnoh?

Red, because Rival isn't a real name. Neither is Red but thats the name of the electronic person

Houston VS New York VS Los Angeles

New York because of the three cities New York is the only one that has a sports team in all of the four major league sports(MLB NBA NFL and NHL) In fact it has two in every league (except NBA but but the Nets are moving to Brooklyn next year)

Albert Pujols vs. CJ Wilson vs. Prince Fielder