Granted, after you turn it in your teacher says that they forgot to mention that it counts for 99.999% of your final grade, and you have to get at least an A- to count as a passing grade and you fail your whole class.

I wish my terrible sore throat would go away...

Granted, but you now develop a terrible stomachache instead.

I wish that I liked the chocolate marmalade cake I'm eating right now.

Granted, but you've probably already eaten it by now. It was good. So good that everyone wants to eat it. They then take the cakes DNA and clone it so everyone can eat it. But in the process. They want more so eventually they have to keep you frozen so the cake doesn't disintegrate.

I wish that I knew Sylveons type.

Granted. The dogs start chasing the cats, which hide up trees. Since these are magical rained cats and dogs, they never need to sleep, eat, drink etc. There constant barking/meowing stops everyone from getting any sleep, and they're all angry at you because of your wish. They then execute you. It's harsh, but angry mobs will be angry mobs.

I wish to know why is blue.

You find out. For several years, the blue roll emoticon was suffocating because of a sandwich. He's been taking tablets of air through his nose to breathe. But now, air has run out on earth and he has passed. No more blue man.

I wish my wish was not a good, beneficial wish.

Granted, it is neither good or beneficial... to yourself! In 7 days you will die (I'm guessing you all know how)! Mwahahahahaha (I'm transmitting the video to your mind now!!! [you won't know it, but it'll be there])
I wish I could really "Catch 'em all" as in all regulars, legendaries, and shinies!

Granted, its a nice girl who is gracious, welcoming, and a big fat n00b who uses hacked, shiny legendaries.

But, at least she nice...

Her team: Mewtwo, Mew, Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno, Mew.

Again, nice...


I wish for me to be the one who discovers Mew in my trip to South America two years from now. And for me to leave before Mewtwo attacks.

Granted, you discover Mew, but you are now sixty years in the past when it was discovered, and stuck in Red and Blue. Good luck finding a way out.

I wish that I do well on the science test I have four periods from now.

Granted, but you liek them so much that your head explodes from over exposure to cuteness/awesomeness/annoyingness (whichever you want).

I wish for super knowledge of Pokémon (guess why)

Granted, everyone but Dna fails.\

i wish for my rank to change to normal

Granted, your title changes back prematurely, and your title resets, glitches, and you are forever a Bug Catcher, no matter how many posts you make, you'll always be one under the next...

I wish that I had a 3DS XL


P.S. WOO!!! I'M A PSYCHIC TRAINER!!!

Granted, that pissed off chair eats your heart (just because I can see a chair eating a heart and it makes me laugh)
I wish that I could sprite better, and had a good program with witch to do it...


P.S. OVER 1000 VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZINGLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Granted. He updates it with the wrong info.

I wish that the video of the winged pokéballs that GhostPony posted before would load.

WOW, nothing new, I haven't checked this in about three days, Shiny is disappointed, anyways, I guess to (hopefully) get this jumpstarted again...

Granted, It loads, but it takes 100 years, and you live to be 1(whatever your age right now is) and right when it starts, you die of your very old age...

I wish that I can bring up my math grade from the days I was sick...