Granted. The caterpillar mutates into larval mothra and destroy's ALL things pokemon you own. No one beleives you and you are blamed for Arson and Terrorism. You are then condemned to an insane asylum for your mortal and eternal afterlife.(That was for my scorpio!) I then wish for UTTER ANNIAHLATION of all Zubats ever to live.

Uh... I just answered to that last one by Kirlia... answer mine. It would make more sense.

Granted. Your pokemon's Disease is gone but the vacine reverts it 2 an egg and it is a bad egg glitch always freezing ur game when hatching or in battle.
I wish for unlimited Mudkipz that herd I like them.

…Granted. You find gratification in everything, and can no longer function.

I wish had an internet connection that did not seize up on me every two minutes.

granted but it's your favorite flavor and you try to take it away so it knocks you out. I wish I had a bottle of aged vanilla root beer to make a root beer float.

Granted. Your caterpillar is fuzzy but is taken by the government for experiments and is never seen again
I wish for a friendly albino scorpion that is about 4 1/2 feet tall and gives me rides to school(:.
I hope this isn't gonna backfire too badly

granted. it succeeds then the government steals it. I wish that I had my own secret lab that only I could get in complete with biometric locks and won't self destruct and is protected from all forces of nature and black holes also people. and that it was 20 miles underground and the entrance was hidden from every one but me. back fire this.

Granted. Dee-Dee isn't slowed in the slightest in her joyfully unaware destruction of your secret laboratory.

I wish for…my back to not catch on fire.

Whatever.

Granted, your face does instead.

I wish I could become best friends with the main Creepypastas

Granted, but China steals it, aru. (kudos to anyone who gets this reference)

I wish to never be asked to become one with Mother Russia, da. (Ties into the "granted" part of this comment)

granted. because no one can lie anymore they form an angry mob, and hunt you down for all time. I wish that my brother was a tiny gold fish.

Granted, but you steal the title from my friend, The Element Commander (he's not from this site). And since he is dead, he haunts you.

I wish that people got the references I make. I would be happier than ever.

Granted. People get the referrences you make, but don't think they are particularly funny. Sorry, Pik I feel bad about that one.


NOOO, MY FUZZY!

I wish my caterpillar would just eat the milkshake. <3

Wish granted. Enemy MILKSHAKE used CHILL! CATERPILLAR's SPEED fell! CATERPILLAR used EAT! It's super effective! Enemy MILKSHAKE fainted! CATERPILLAR gained 37 EXP. Points! CATERPILLAR grew to level 2!

What? CATERPILLAR is evolving! CATERPILLAR evolved into COCOON! COCOON learned HARDEN! COCOON is no longer FUZZY!

I wish…I was better at making wishes when I want to take a turn granting wishes. I wish you all the best of luck with all of your wishes.

granted your caterpillar is fuzzy again then a bird sees it and eats it. I wish that I had 1 trillion dollars and every book ever written stored on a super computer with a 200,000,000,000,000 terra byte hard drive with optimum gaming specs plugged into a surge protected plug to prevent it from being fried by a power surge and it's all water and fire proof and hack proof. and my house to be on a uninhabited island in the middle of the pacific ocean that the island only locatable by me. with only me living on it so that there are no monsters other people or wild life to eat me or destroy my stuff and my money is in a safe underneath my bed and there's a EMP field preventing any electronic devices other then my stuff from working since it starts at the edge of the beach and goes around the island in a dome shape and my house is in a faraday cage which protects electronic stuff from EMP I think but any planes boats and submarines crash when they get near my island.

Granted pardner, but since your wish is way too long for the olde rodeo, the rodeo clown messed up the computer part, infecting it with a virus.

I really wish to be the sheriff.