granted but your computer and cellphone break. I wish for a laser satellite that is in orbit so I can take over the world.

Granted, but then another planet takes you over.

I wish for pasta.

granted. then a god takes it away from you after it eats your house and stuff. I wish that I had a time machine that actually worked.

Granted. mmm….jalapeneos and horse radish, with dehydrated pineapple chunks and cloves of garlic. They're a bit burnt, though. Ah well, you or I may not find these particularly yummy, but my dog will. He'll eat anything he can get ahold of, and he loves jalapeneos whenever he can sneak one.

I wish Shelllos and Gastrodon were released in Hoenn, as was originally intended.

Oh ho?



Not exactly maroon, but it's close enough?

Granted, you have there money to get your Y version, and you could get it if you waited, but unfortunately, every store within a hundred mile radius is sold out of Y version, and a bug pops up that prevents it from being accessible in the eStore. But don't worry! You can buy Pokemon X! Come and join the Fae, we have cookies! Yummy, warn chocolate chip, non-jalapeneo cookies!

Now that I've pulled that image up, and have been reminded that Bulbapedia doesn't have a front shot, I wish I knew what Shellos and Gastrodon would have originally looked like.

Granted. But the picture contains general Zod from superman in it, he escapes and destroys every bone in your body.
I wish to based god!

Granted. Those voices stop and are replaced with worse voices driving you to kill yourself.
Sorry if that was a little over board!
I wish for the ability to produce unlimited energy drinks of my choice.

Granted, you die because you drank too much.

I wish for a dragon.

Granted, but then Dragons get immune to Ghost and Dark type attacks. Dragons are now overpowered again.

I wish BEN wouldn't drown me while I'm eating my pasta... Besides, BEN is my friend.

Granted. All of your homework disappears. Try explaining that to your teacher!

I wish that my school's Homecoming tickets weren't so expensive.

Granted, but it's so amazing that you spend all your time on it, neglecting your friends, family, and even yourself, since you're too enthralled by it to eat or drink anything. You end up having to be pried away from it and banned from going anywhere near it ever again for your own sake.

I wish that my iPad had more memory so that I can download some music without having to delete something else to make room for it.

Granted, you spend the rest of your life downloading music.

I wish for good grades in mathematics and science. (43% and 65% ermagherd)