Granted, but their harsh words force you to reflect on your life and reconsider all notions you once had, crushing your self-esteem and sending you spiraling into a deep and dark depression from which you may never return.

I wish nintendo would've prepared for the after-Christmas network traffic better.

Granted, but your chicken is still alive and its tortured screams will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted - your floette glitch and you cannot evolve it, you loose your shiny stone and floette disappear.

A string broke on my guitar, I wish for new strings.

Granted, but your new strings have a different sound than the old ones, drastically reducing the quality of your guitar's overall sound.

I wish life had an easy-but-still-mildly-interesting mode.

Granted, but the controller of life is dysfunctional for you. Use your imagination to decide what that means. Because I have no idea.

I wish for PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! No BEN involved this time, please. And no choking on the pasta.

The pasta is the best pasta you have ever eaten. You didn't know pasta could be so amazing. The wonderful flavors and intoxicating aroma combine to make this the high point of your life without a doubt in your mind. This revelatory pasta motivates you to live life better than ever before for months to come. Slowly, however, you begin to realize that you will never taste it again. All other pasta and life in general pales in comparison to the point where you begin to wonder if life is even worth living. Your only wish is the one thing you can never have: the pasta you so foolishly wished for. The experience teaches you many truths - for example that it is not better to have loved and lost - however, this does nothing to ease the pain that eats away at you day and night. You fall into heavy drug and alcohol abuse, and find yourself in and out of heavy debt, rehab centers, and mental hospitals for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to taco bell tomorrow

First things first, I'd like to donate all my whats to your post.

Granted, but it is passive, and will also project images. Consequently, your clothes become a moving projection of your mind. While this can be useful a well as just pain cool, it also has suits drawbacks. Your every thought is projected onto anything your skin comes in contact with. You end up wearing multiple layers of clothes constantly just to have some privacy in your own mind.
I'd like to go on but it's late and after trying several endings that sucked, I'm just going to leave it at that and go to bed.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted. But you have no time for anything else even work you become homeless and are virtually dumped.
I wish for a cure to cancer to be discovered
Go ahead be that person to backfire this one I dare someone.

Granted, but the snowstorm that hit New England recently never stops, and since I live in New England, I get buried in the snow, along with any other Psypokes users that get caught in the storm. And since you survive, you have that guilt hanging around your head about that "never ending winter break" wish.

Ve~... I wish that my Doitsu would stop forcing me to go to training... Then I can go on a pasta break~ ^^ (can't stop the references)

Granted, instead, they do it with Bidoofs with horrible natures.

I wish Japan would let me give him hugs. He really needs one, but he won't let me hug him... :/

Granted; As you hug this piece of land, you kill millions of people, and the world is against you. They then proceed to send nukes on you and you die in horrible pain.

I wish that the strings on my guitar would stop buzzing.

Granted, but they stop making any sound.

I meant as in hugging my friend "Japan"... Not the country... Its also a reference nobody gets... I wish for the same wish as before...

Granted, but in your excitement, you accidently drop it, and your game card pops out. When you get the game back on, you realize that you haven't saved in a long time and any progress you made was lost.

I wish CuteKirlia would stop sending BEN out to get me... Besides, BEN is my friend... *hugs BEN* NO SENDING OTHER CREEPYPASTAS!

I've got my eye on you...

Actually, I don't have X or Y.

I wish that Canada would be noticed by people other than Prussia... (yet another reference... You know what? Just watch an anime called Hetalia. Everything will make a bit more sense.)

Yeah, let's start something else to discuss that... It wouldn't make sense to talk about it here.

EDIT: There is now a Hetalia thread up. My first post should clear things up about the show.